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We are not sure whether this track is about cross-dressing or simply vanity. You decide. Regardless, we like to play this before hitting the town and shakin' our booty. Cuz that sh*t is tight!!

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Too long in the closet looking
For clothes that look hot with my bling
Got on my nice shoes, so I can cruise and strut like I’m fuct on candy
Check my flow, pimpin like a gangsta,
Not at all like a whore but a popstar
I’ll ride with the tide, cause I’m too cool fool
This booty too damn fine

So come with me and we’ll get on down tonight
We’ll dance all dirty and tease all the cattle tonight
We’ll fornicate like gays without aids and asses on fire
All because what I’m wearing, they’ll keep staring at me in my

Look at me in my nice dress, I must confess
It’s a nice dress that’s why I’m wearing it (so damn pretty)
Let’s put it to the roadtest cause I’m hot
In my nice dress that’s why I’m wearing it (so damn pretty)

Can’t outdo my jiggy you liar
I’m hot like martyrs on fire
Damn flies they on me like sluts on speed
And fat chicks when they’re randy
I’m a pornstar loaded up on crack
I’ll smack it till they won’t smack back
My monkey is getting chunky on luvjuice
And it’s ready to get loose

I’m a sex symbol and you don’t have the game for me
You can see it by my twinkle that you can’t outglitter me
Cuz I’m dolled up hotter than what you’ve seen before
Grind this shit and you will be left wanting more

Look at me in my nice dress, I must confess
It’s a nice dress that’s why I’m wearing it (so damn pretty)
Let’s put it to the roadtest cause I’m hot
In my nice dress that’s why I’m wearing it (so damn pretty)

(Random Improv)
Come now distracted little piggies
Tired from addicted vanity
Come and fuck it all away
In front of the ignorant mirror

Look at me in my nice dress, I must confess
It’s a nice dress that’s why I’m wearing it (so damn pretty)
Let’s put it to the roadtest cause I’m hot
In my nice dress that’s why I’m wearing it (so damn pretty)

Look at me in my nice dress, my nice dress
You know you like it hot, hot, hot
You know you like that

Pretty dress, pretty dress

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from Tragedy of the Commons, released June 15, 2013

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Joss Mars and the Vice Brisbane, Australia

Joss Mars is a songwriter and producer from Gold Coast, Australia. Joss and the other band members all studied a Bachelor of Popular Music at the Queensland Conservatorium. JMTV is a progressive punk rock band that blends eclectic musical styles with an abrasive attitude and satire. ... more

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